'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.' - Groucho Marx
"I have always imagined that Paradise would be a kind of library." - Jorge Luis Borges.
"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." - Woody Allen
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain.